ughjack

5sos with their kids

  • luke's daughter: daddy can you give me ceweal?
  • luke: wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERE'S THE CEREAL
  • ashton: I DONT KNOW STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE'RE 2 FEET APART
  • ashton's son: *giggles uncontrollably*
  • calum's son: *walks up to luke's daughter* *hands cereal* here you go
  • luke's daughter: *blushes*
  • calum: look at my son, picking up chicks like-
  • luke: continue that sentence and I'll chop ur balls off
  • michael's son: daddy uncle luke said balls hehe
  • michael: there's nothing to cut bc uncle cal has no balls *high fives son*
  • calum: god michael ur such an asshole
  • ashton's son: daddy what's an asshole
  • ashton: oh my god where did you learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID
  • luke: stop screaming jesus christ
  • luke's daughter: *counts cheerios as she eat them* one... two... thwee...
  • michael's son: ur a loser lol
  • michael: that's my son right there
  • luke: oh jeez not again
  • calum's son: daddy did you get another tattoo
  • calum: yeah but don't tell mom
  • calum's son: but you can't hide that
  • calum: not if you wear a sweater, son
  • luke's daughter: DADDY UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word -AN ASS
  • luke: whERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD
  • all the kids: uncle calum
  • luke: *glares at calum*
  • michael's son: daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?
  • ashton: oh my god where do you kids learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER
  • calum's son: isn't that my daddy's job
  • calum: nice one *high fives son*
  • luke: why did it reach this point all I did was ask ash from some damn cereal
  • luke's daughter: daddy what does damn me-
  • ashton: no need to learn that word child, no need
guy

cocoastripper:

queer-punk:

WE NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT CANCER AND LOST A TESTICLE IT WAS ALL ABOUT HIS HEALTH AND HOW INSPIRATIONAL HE WAS BUT WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE GETS A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM GETTING CANCER, IT’S ALL ABOUT HOW SHE WON’T BE A SEX SYMBOL ANYMORE AND HOW MEN ARE OFFENDED CAUSE SHE WON’T BE AN OBJECT FOR THEM 

I’m pretty sure I reblog this already but this need to be reblog again

ruinedchildhood

strangedayshavefoundme666:

brokenasphyxiation:

zetatauri:

ohnonotthedrill:

ndnickerson:

COLLEGE FIRST.

I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.

A+ PARENTING

The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point. 

It’s creepy how many good examples of parenting and romantic relationships there is in these characters, especially considering they are supposed to be the antithesis of the stereotypical American nuclear family.

guy

the-misadventures-of-lele:

psychogemini:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

I will never not reblog this

"…but teenagers have no reason to be stressed."